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By Syferix - 18/03/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

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You deserved it 9 015

By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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You deserved it 17 070

Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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Parents react to announcement [GONE WRONG]

By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 00:30

Today, I came out as bisexual while we were in the car. My mom started crying behind the steering wheel, driving at 85 mph. She later told my dad, even though I asked her not to. My dad said, "Give it a month, he'll grow out of it." I realized I was bi 4 years ago. FML

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By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

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This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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You deserved it 4 763

By Anonymous - 26/05/2018 19:00

Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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You deserved it 3 206

By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 4 742

Casual homophobia

By GuyWhoCameOutFinally - 25/10/2022 16:00 - Netherlands - Eindhoven

Today, I came out to my parents and siblings as gay. They were very accepting and asked me why I waited until I was 25 to do so. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was their own homophobic remarks that kept me closeted since I realized it at 14, and that a previous coming-out to a parent was dismissed as 'a phase'. FML

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Thursday 19 March 2009 2:16

Your parents are awesome. Lol.

3clipse 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:20

#5 why is that terrible? His/her/whatever parents have a healthy view of sexuality (i.e., that it's completely trivial). I'm with 4 and 6. Would you rather their parents shun them for being gay/bi? Honestly, this is something my parents would do, and I would laugh along with them, because it's hilarious.

Comments

such_is_life_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:34

Wow, how could somebody vote "you deserved this"..? While this isn't really a day-ruiner, you don't deserve ANYTHING just because you're gay/bi...

fallchild007 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:20

That's HILARIOUS. That's so funny. That's better than my mom telling me I can't have a kid because I'm not straight enough. haha.

Time_Flies_09 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:55

You should feel lucky to have parents like them.

my_life_sucks_17 1

Friday 20 March 2009 0:12

i wish that's how my parents reacted... lol i'm a bi girl and my mom literally told me that she thinks same-sex relationships are wrong and that i have no morals/ethics.... oh and that she doesn't accept who i am... SO if i had a choice... ya i wish my parents bet on my sexuality... lol thnx for posting this tho :P it's funny

meadmaker 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:10

thats awesome, hahahah

withoutpassports 0

Friday 20 March 2009 4:17

Lmfao.

Dragonmouth 4

Friday 20 March 2009 4:46

You should be glad your parents took your coming-out so well.

bfly32 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:33

This is definitely from a movie or something. Fake...

blarg9 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:07

lol....i accept peoples sexual choices/preferences but coming from a christian family, i dont know what i'd do if one of my kids ends up gay/lesbo.....prolly just keep my distance til i got used to it