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Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Well, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37666) - you deserved it (3266)

On 07/11/2009 at 2:11pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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FYL, I'm sorry to hear that. Find someone who will treat you well :)

#3 - On 07/11/2009 at 5:02pm by dirtyrawr

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if thats the kinda guy he is, your lucky to be rid of him! find someone who will treat you like a princess! all girls deserve that!

#32 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:10pm by melisschampagne

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