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Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34427) - you deserved it (2952)

On 06/16/2009 at 8:59pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

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