Today, I was at a bar with my girlfriend, and I noticed an obnoxious guy from college I used to hang out with. I tried to avoid eye contact, but all of a sudden he shouted, "There's the guy who puked his margarita back into the glass!" Everyone stared. Yup, that was me, just last week. FML

by Noah / 08/16/2016 at 2:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

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  • That was a "wasted" opportunity to punch that guy.

    I'm so sorry

    #2 - On 08/17/2016 at 4:03am by Red_Ralph

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  • You should've responded by throwing up in his drink. That'll show him

    #5 - On 08/17/2016 at 4:30am by DadMom

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