Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
by shitfaced / 09/18/2015 at 1:30pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
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you might want to either a)brush your teeth more than once a day or b) invest in some gum.
#1 - On 09/19/2015 at 2:31am by Lenora_Cain
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That was rude but how bad was your breath that she said that?
#2 - On 09/19/2015 at 2:32am by xwendifferx
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