Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

by shitfaced / 09/18/2015 at 1:30pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love

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  • you might want to either a)brush your teeth more than once a day or b) invest in some gum.

    #1 - On 09/19/2015 at 2:31am by Lenora_Cain

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  • That was rude but how bad was your breath that she said that?

    #2 - On 09/19/2015 at 2:32am by xwendifferx

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