By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
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Lenora_Cain 25

you might want to either a)brush your teeth more than once a day or b) invest in some gum.

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xwendifferx 16

That was rude but how bad was your breath that she said that?

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Raylosophy 10

You clearly need some breath mints.

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lunaangel 14

when you kiss someone brush your ****** teeth

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Boopeybop 0

LISTEN OP. I know people have already mentioned this, but it's likely you have tonsil stones. That's a very common cause of super bad breath. Look them up and get them out and gargle with warm salt water and brush your teeth and tongue. Go to the doctor, floss. Seriously, TONSIL STONES. fix the prob

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ladyg228 15

You should drink more water. Your probably severely dehydrated

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