By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
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Lenora_Cain 25

you might want to either a)brush your teeth more than once a day or b) invest in some gum.

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xwendifferx 16

That was rude but how bad was your breath that she said that?

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vikky538 28

Next time keep some mouth wash in your pocket

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LycanGod 27

if it is not a disease then damn!! OP needs a tooth brush, toothpaste, mouthwash and some mints stat!! how bad his mouth hygiene must be the for his mouth to be that bad if it is a disease then the OP needs to get that checked yesterday!

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lalaney 14

I'm really confused by the FMLs that start with "I kissed" or "held hands" with my "gf/bf for the first time". How can you call someone your SO if you haven't done those things first? Unless you're 10?

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soulreaper12296 28

Just because you're dating doesn't mean you need to kiss.

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DeadHorseman 11

not everyone needs to **** their partner before having a relationship with them

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soulreaper12296 28

She said 'smells like shit' not 'tastes like shit'.

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jenninyc1128 17

Dating tip #1: always have gum/travel size mouthwash handy.. You might not feel your bad breath but your date certainly can.

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Silk_Routes 14

I agree your mouth stinks! hope you enhance her second kiss

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