By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
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Lenora_Cain 25

you might want to either a)brush your teeth more than once a day or b) invest in some gum.

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xwendifferx 16

That was rude but how bad was your breath that she said that?

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remometol 16

You kissed your girlfriend for the first time. Even though it wasn't perfect, this isn't an FML, be happy!

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gabsaad 10

Dude that should be a tooth paste quote and YDI for being disgusting

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Tyyeezyjr 13

Grab some breath mints or brush your teeth.

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Lars93 18

sounds like something a Dutch girl would say. Dear people of the rest of the world, you need to know that Dutch girls like and ALWAYS overreact ;)

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rybudz77 7

WHY DID I THINK THT SAID GIRAFFE NOT GIRLFRIEND IM DYING OMG

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ihatedouchbags 17

Are you a smoker? That might be a reason.

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worldclassrager 39

Mouthful of breath mints and no one to kiss... Take this hint OP...then things will change

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Witchylady 17

I am.more interested in how she is your girlfriend without you ever have kissed her before that moment.

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Era2EraVTitania 7

Too bad. But perfect title for it. Good job on that

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