Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML

by sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam / 07/12/2015 at 3:56pm / United States (Texas) / Love

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  • I recommend not taking shortcuts in the woods.

    #1 - On 07/13/2015 at 4:38am by gm1beanzz

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  • Rule #1 of a bear attack: You don't have to be the fastest, just not the slowest.

    #6 - On 07/13/2015 at 4:45am by skippydoda

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