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Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML


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On 05/03/2014 at 12:50pm - love - by wtf - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

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She's mad because she's not the girl of your dreams.

#1 - On 05/03/2014 at 7:31pm by Welshite

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Just because she's not speaking to you doesn't mean she won't listen. Let her calm down a little and then explain that you had a nightmare and if you did scream another girl's name, it was probably because something really bad happened to her in the nightmare.

If you can't reason with her, well, that's around when couple therapy will help. Usually.

#2 - On 05/03/2014 at 7:31pm by oddities

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