Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML

by joe rogan fucking sucks, dude / 04/27/2014 at 4:51pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love

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  • there there, princess :>

    #1 - On 04/27/2014 at 8:17pm by gear4

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  • Go work on some cars and drink beer and do some sport stuff, regain some manliness

    Then buy the nicest pink dress at Dress Barn

    #4 - On 04/27/2014 at 8:22pm by gjikvtj

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