Put the booze down

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 14:01

Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
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genuinegoodguy 9

Oh. Dear. Me. No way back from that which I can see. I assume you’re now the ex?

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juggalo2 20

Did you try to walk your soiled sheets through the kitchen to the laundry yourself, get in a tug of war with her mum, and wind up spattering her family with your faeces? Been there...

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genuinegoodguy 9

Oh. Dear. Me. No way back from that which I can see. I assume you’re now the ex?

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juggalo2 20

Did you try to walk your soiled sheets through the kitchen to the laundry yourself, get in a tug of war with her mum, and wind up spattering her family with your faeces? Been there...

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BurnInDemonFire 33

If you're drinking so much you shit yourself, you should see your doctor for help ditching the booze.

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lifeis4me 20

Drinking past your limit alone is unrecommended. Doing so around others is ugly. Doing it around your SO’s family is the worst. I’m sure she’s more embarrassed than you

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Yeah, you totally deserve that. You knew you were going to be meeting your girlfriend's parents and you intentionally drank too much. That's on you.

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