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Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39467) - you deserved it (6552)

On 03/11/2014 at 6:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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Just make a few statuses about him and he'll get over it.

#1 - On 03/12/2014 at 2:11am by Jseldi

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Does HE post about how great his girl is, too?

#4 - On 03/12/2014 at 2:14am by Cityrulezz

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