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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 22:27 - United States - Remus

Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

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By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2020 20:08

Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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Jseldi 10

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:11

Just make a few statuses about him and he'll get over it.

Cityrulezz 4

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:14

Does HE post about how great his girl is, too?

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shakespearelove 6

Thursday 13 March 2014 7:21

God that sounds like so many girls in my old high school. Sorry OP!

TogeBara 12

Thursday 13 March 2014 19:31

I had a similar issue when I was younger. I dated a girl that would pretty much let her friends come over at any time without asking her parents (female friends), but when I wanted to come over (and let me be clear, her mother thought I was the best thing to happen to her child since birth, better grades, less trouble, things like that) she always said, "let me ask my mom" So it pissed me off one day and I said something about it. The issue here wasn't that she treated her friends better, but that I got treated worse. I didn't get the same options even though I KNEW her mom would always say that it was ok. If you aren't giving your SO the same attention you would family or the closest of friends, why are they your SO?

bigmammajamma69 4

Thursday 13 March 2014 21:07

And you invalidate his feelings. Glad you're not my girl

reinsg 6

Friday 14 March 2014 4:46

how about you give the poor guy props when he does something nice before he ends up doing it for someone else. you sound ungrateful.

iwadasn 32

Friday 14 March 2014 5:11

Oh, please. If the genders were reversed you'd call the complaining girl an attention *****. If he feels the need to compete with his girlfriend's sister for every scrap of her attention, then he has insecurity issues.