Love: Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really...

By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 22:27 - United States - Remus

Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

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By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Misunderstood

By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2020 20:08

Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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Jseldi 10

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:11

Just make a few statuses about him and he'll get over it.

Cityrulezz 4

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:14

Does HE post about how great his girl is, too?

Comments

jaellin 18

Wednesday 12 March 2014 13:38

Waiting patiently for the "I hope you mean ex boyfriend" comments

snugglesMcGee199 23

Wednesday 12 March 2014 14:03

Maybe he does a lot of nice stuff for you and feels unappreciated?

lashaymines 2

Wednesday 12 March 2014 14:23

lol he is jealous

TheMystery13 13

Wednesday 12 March 2014 15:08

Wow, you made a Facebook status about ******' COFFEE... Real winner, you are...

Kergami 18

Wednesday 12 March 2014 16:35

This shouldn't be an FML.. You should be happy that your boyfriend is jealous over something so small.. That usually means he's a keeper.

Neckyl 6

Wednesday 12 March 2014 17:24

It's annoying how some people need recognition for everything. We all work for pay, but some can't handle not being praised on top of that. It's not enough to do things because you love someone and it makes you both feel good; now people need public recognition for it. He needs to grow up and learn the value of intrinsic motivation.

CrazyMelvin 14

Wednesday 12 March 2014 17:45

So, you like coffee better than your boyfriend? I'd be upset too

howdoilogin 9

Wednesday 12 March 2014 18:27

Maybe you should re-evaluate about how you have treated him instead of posting nasty things about him on FML. I'd say YDI, but you clearly don't deserve him.