Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
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Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she got a hefty bonus at work and will pay off my credit card debt. I was gonna break up with her because I’d been working on resolving things with my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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klc20071989_fml 20
If she's that stupid, its a good thing she left.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Well not much of a loss OP, right?
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Comments (114)
klc20071989_fml 20
If she's that stupid, its a good thing she left.
6FootUnder 11
Word haha.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Correct. Haha is indeed a word.
scooterdude720 19
Haha is interestingly enough not a word, but a series of sounds depicting laughter.
OptimusVader 23
An onomatopoeia is still a word. :)
Posthuman 26
"An onomatopoeia" is actually two words ;)
kittykat1501 31
onimonapoea*
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Well not much of a loss OP, right?
Alexis2742 31
Except for the money
Fuaaad1994 31
I'm not sure if this is the same for all the cards but don't you need the 3 digit security code at the back of the card to be able to use it online?
Labyrinth13 20
You can use a credit card sometimes without the code on the back. I've had my information stolen by someone working at a local store and they didn't have the back security code.
M4Multi 2
nope, not all cards need that
telli164 30
You don't always need the ccv.
xerbrus 14
if you swiped it yes they did
Fuaaad1994 31
Not sure how they can swipe it #38, unless there is some sort of teleportation service on Facebook which I am unaware of.
geeenious 3
@53, I'm guessing #38 was replying @10, just a guess though.
rique2008 10
If I remember correctly, my coach was telling us about how her credit card number stolen but not the physical card. So the people that stole it made a duplicate card. But when it was swiped it wouldn't work since it wasn't the actual card so the cashier would just punch in the number instead and be none the wiser. So something similar may be what happened.
YawMoney 14
Hackers can figure it out some how.
nyikkins 11
The company I work for takes phone and internet orders. On the internet, you need to give the CCV, but on the phone, you don't need to give the CCV, or even the name on the card (pretty terrible, if you ask me). It really depends on where the card is used.
willem44 5
thats exactly what i was wondering.
illinoiscentral 16
So, she essentially broke up with you because you ordered a credit card without your picture on it. That's so childish, not even mentioning the blunt disregard for safety practices of blurring sensitive info, that I'm wholeheartedly seconding the Good riddance! thinking movement above me.
nnnope 26
you're better off without that idiot. edit: I posted this before seeing #6's comment. oops
Metallica36176 16
I hope he shows her or she sees this FML and reads how many people are calling her an idiot. There needs to be no shortage of these so don't apologize. Ill say it again. She's stupid.
KeeLady 20
No offense OP, but if she was dumb enough to post your card on a website and not think anything of it, then break up with you over a picture, good riddance! I think you're better off.
Labyrinth13 20
OP you are much better off without someone dumb enough to post your personal financial information on the internet. I'm guessing she was trying to show off the custom picture of the two of you together because she thought it was cute and was just too stupid to blackout the financial information. She should have to pay you all that money back since it was her massive stupid **** up.
kittykat1501 31
I second that!
telli164 30
What a dumbass..
Saddyohh 13
In the words of wise Forest Gump, Stupid is as stupid does.
littlem91 29
Well, she was a keeper. Shame you're not Facebook friends, you'd have maybe seen and been able to cancel the card before the details were stolen!
piedpiper303 29
Not everyone has a Facebook or checks their Facebook often.
fullalove 23
17, please tell me where it says they weren't Facebook friends? For all we know, they were, and he doesn't check it a lot. I'm friends on Facebook with my husband, and I don't know half the shit he posts.