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Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50451) - you deserved it (5554)

On 01/21/2014 at 6:59pm - love - by FacebookStrikesAgain (man) - Puerto Rico

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Is she stupid to put out something that's private?

#2 - On 01/22/2014 at 4:53am by zeriously95

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If she's that stupid, its a good thing she left.

#3 - On 01/22/2014 at 4:54am by klc20071989

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