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Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML

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On 11/10/2013 at 3:03am - love - by Go away - United States (Iowa)

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Paid $100 for chores? Holy crap, that's about $100 more than most people get for doing chores at all. She sounds extremely spoiled.

#3 - On 11/10/2013 at 1:07pm by HowieDoIt

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That's is a greedy girlfriend and you shouldn't be with someone who is selfish. Either talk to her or distance yourself from her. Oh, and don't give her your money.

#1 - On 11/10/2013 at 1:06pm by Ramanella

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