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Today, while researching tea etiquette for Sunday's tea, I read, "to put milk in your tea before sugar is to cross the path of love, perhaps never to marry." I suddenly panicked that this very lack of knowledge is why I haven't met a man who wants to marry me, and that I never will. I'm only 23. FML

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On 10/31/2013 at 9:11pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Wow. I always put my sugar in my coffee before the milk, even before reading this. Maybe I'm a natural-born lover? Still wouldn't explain why I'm single, though.

#1 - On 11/01/2013 at 3:26am by AnOriginalName

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An even better reason to do sugar first is that the higher the temperature of the tea, the better the sugar will dissolve. Milk will cool it down a bit.

#2 - On 11/01/2013 at 3:26am by tehdarkness

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