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Jumping to conclusions

By Anonymous - 07/08/2026 20:00 - United States

Today, I’ve been getting death threats after a former friend did a storytime online about me getting rid of my dog after having a baby. She completely left out I had no choice but to rehome my dog because my baby is deathly allergic and had to be hospitalized for breathing problems from the dog. FML

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Chazzster 29

Friday 7 August 2026 20:56

Only an idiot would do that. Not only are they not really a friend, they are an idiot. … I love animals too, and so did my family. But your human child comes first.

Hangryko 31

Saturday 8 August 2026 4:07

Call the police, and get a restraining order, sue for defamation.

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Chazzster 29

Friday 7 August 2026 20:56

Only an idiot would do that. Not only are they not really a friend, they are an idiot. … I love animals too, and so did my family. But your human child comes first.

Hangryko 31

Saturday 8 August 2026 4:07

Call the police, and get a restraining order, sue for defamation.

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