Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
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Cristian89 29
Next time she tells you that she loves you, just respond with k. See how she likes it.
Welshite 39
Why even text? Maybe she was expecting something a bit more personal.
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Cristian89 29
Next time she tells you that she loves you, just respond with k. See how she likes it.
summerguy97 16
Or do it in person rather than in a text.
ndomer 6
I've never been a fan of that kind of revenge. I would talk to her about it now to try and resolve the problem if possible, and happily accept a love note in the future.
applebramble 22
Honestly , 2 years is a long time . She either expected more , like a really cute picnic lunch or a dinner date where you could've said those beautiful things to her . Although , a beautiful and lovely text is better than nothing . She should have been a little more appreciative , unless you didn't plan on seeing her today ? Take it easy OP . Definitely have a talk with her and find out the reason for her simple , cold reply . Something doesn't sound right to me . Good luck! And happy 2 year anniversary (:
mFUNdo21 17
kiss begins with "k" kinky has two k's. maybe she's planning something "kinky" for later that starts off with "kissing" at least she didn't dump you...
ohgeejosee 19
Reply back with, "JK lol"
TheKidOnFire 10
@55 Are you satan?
alycion 38
I keep sentiments for face to face or phone when I can't do face to face. Whether very loving or blowing up. Not everyone believes in doing these sorts if things via text, social networking or chat. Granted, thank you or something other then k is more appropriate, I wouldn't get mad at someone if I did send them something that should really be done in person and I got k back in return, simply because I understand not all people are comfy handling moments like that through text.
Shadowranger31 5
Just make sure to screen shot the chat to have some backup.
Welshite 39
Why even text? Maybe she was expecting something a bit more personal.
sarah6786 14
K
dewberry2001 25
16, I laughed so hard
NeighSoulSister 6
Either way, it's still rude.
silvercamaro 22
I'm sure a breakup is on the way, since k is the shortest way to spell f***k you
AssTard 15
#57- Actually, saying "**** you" is the absolute shortest way of saying "**** you". That being said, **** you.
ThePK 5
When you speak, letters don't just float into the air so no, it's still "**** you."
carOLinneeeeeee 8
Why should it matter on how the message was delivered though? I mean, if my boyfriend was to text me a long heartfelt msg on our anniversary, I will be over the moon. I think what OP did was infact very cute. Not all guys pour their hearts out to their girlfriends like that, it's just the usual, "I love you babe". So OP's gf should be happy to have a guy that's not afraid to express his love and how he feels about her without the fear of looking or sounding "pussy whipped". Girls these days just expect too much from their partners and materliasm shouldn't even be an expectation either.
Hxey 7
He didn't say that was the ONLY thing he was planning...
every1luvsboners 11
She's obviously getting the D from elsewhere, get over it and move on, ass-clown.
Welshite 39
This is why you should do well in school. No one wants multiple Ds.
ThaPrelude 11
tis true. OP is jjust getting used now for money, housing or whatever else
dewberry2001 25
Comments with unsupported statements followed by ass-clown is what the internet was built on.
anitriarose 5
Ass-clown...lol. There's always a comment on all of these dating FMLs that say "Dump him/her!!!!". It's really irritating and irrational on most of them :/
Nolimit2217 32
And time for a new girlfriend.
zandalee 19
Unless she's like Manuell in Fawlty Towers and she doesn't understand English...
anitriarose 5
the comment we've been looking for guys. I was wondering where it was hiding :/
JennaNGood 21
Clearly you did something wrong. Where I'm from, 'K' means a big '**** You'. Or she just doesn't appreciate romance the way people should.
Lil_Red777 21
My idea of romance is at least being called not texted.
queerdragon 20
It does not take much effort to come up with some beautiful lines, send them via text, and be done with it. This is why it is never a good idea to do emotional things over text. In my mind, if I mean the world to someone they will find a way to talk to me in person, write me a letter, or even video chat on Skype. It takes more to be that open about your feelings in real life. I would have said 'k' too.
carOLinneeeeeee 8
K as in knife
andy1500726 19
maybe she didnt read it!
carOLinneeeeeee 8
Maybe you're just a dumb ass.
TBfml15 9
Maybe you're just a bitch
DocBastard 38
"Heartfelt" and "text" are mutually exclusive in my mind. Want to tell her how your really feel? Pick up the goddamned phone and call her. Texting is nothing but impersonal, so genuine heartfelt messages shouldn't be sent that way. But that's just my humble opinion, and I reserve the right to be wrong.
Welshite 39
No, Doc, of course you're wrong. Who doesn't like meaningless virtual words or Facebook anniversary posts? People are waaaay too advanced for simple true exchanges between loved ones. Get with it, Doc!
BellaBear90 27
I might be on my own with this, but I hate talking about important things on the phone. I'm being honest about my emotions but I can't see my boyfriends face to gauge his reaction... If he sent me a text or email telling me that he loved me, I'd be happy. And I can look back at it when I feel down and remind myself that I'm loved. That's my point of view anyway.
kamikrazy 6
K.
BriCx 8
Or, you know, actually say it in person. Unless of course it's a long distance relationship, in which case calling would be acceptable.
BrotherPhil 35
Of course, given the digital shift, many people text where one would once have sent a note. Maybe OP was thinking of it like a love letter? Even cheesy sentiments look better in a handwritten letter, granted, but a phone call is fleeting, where even a text can be savoured again and again.
Irchell 17
Maybe you should've told her in person?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
I hate that
mFUNdo21 17
k
cmb8280 24
Why would you send it via text? Write it down or say it in person.
NoFlippinWai 24
k.