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Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66941) - you deserved it (3902)

On 07/13/2013 at 1:33pm - love - by fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Dude. That sucks major dick.

#1 - On 07/13/2013 at 7:26pm by jessaaroooo

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I don't think your name really expresses the depth of your emotion.

#3 - On 07/13/2013 at 7:28pm by RoboCunnilingus

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