Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
MoronsAccount1 12
I think it's time to find a man and not a boy.
Kalipczo 21
How is holding hands vile? He seems like an immature douche bag, or an overly conservative religious nut. Find someone who will want to hold your hand all the time :3
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (134)
MoronsAccount1 12
I think it's time to find a man and not a boy.
golden_warrior 23
He just didn't want to get "cooties." Cooties are on the rise and your boy friend is just being careful.
amDes 11
Yea I remember the time my first boyfriend told me the same thing.... in grade 5.
Mahtari 19
Hand holding is one of the lewdest acts.
greatdanen 6
if I was your manfriend, I'd never let you go
Chelsea_bella 20
I feel like there might be something missing from the last part of the fml. "I had tried to hold his hand but i grabbed his dick instead."
zandalee 19
Love your pic - 54!!
VampireBiter 7
There are plenty of cultures in which hand holding isn't such a good idea, it has a lot to do with class and proper etiquette, don't hate on the guy who finds it indecent.
maz95 17
Have you guys ever been intimate at all? I mean, the guy can't hold your hand!
kwyk 23
Well, this one time their feet brushed under the table. His heart went all aflutter...
jessi_sunshine 26
No, no, no, 26! You've got it all wrong! It all started when he was trying to stretch out a cramp and brushed OP's foot.
Kalipczo 21
How is holding hands vile? He seems like an immature douche bag, or an overly conservative religious nut. Find someone who will want to hold your hand all the time :3
hama806 19
Even an overly conservative religious nut would hold someone's hand. I think OP's boyfriend is just an immature baby.
sabrinaacrow 26
Holding hands is cute
Ambient25 24
not to him it wasn't
Voqab 3
23 Dat is exactly wat it is
Ambient25 24
I'm sorry but could you like, go back to school please?
crazytwinsmom 25
Or it could be due to his culture, even though it states US, he could be from somewhere else. My brother dated a girl in American Samoa and he couldn't hold her hand unless a chaperone was present but she was swimming topless with him.
Ambient25 24
Your post confuses the hell out of me....
crazytwinsmom 25
The point is that different cultures view things differently.
Ambient25 24
You can't tell me that you looked at the last portion of your previous post, and were like "Yes! This is good! This is ready to be sent!"...
AngrySailor 17
61, I had to thumb you down for including the word "like" in your comment while ripping on another's use of language.
crazytwinsmom 25
It was just stating an example of different cultures viewing things differently. Exposed breasts at the beach was normal and expected, not taboo. But the intimacy of holding hands in the early stages of dating required a chaperone. Confusing? It certainly was to my brother. But he had to respect their wishes since he was a visitor.
Ambient25 24
Yes #82, my use of "like" was much worse than #52's entire post. Thank you for your logic, I shall now file that in the trash
melody309 35
#24, I brought my boyfriend to youth group with me shortly after we got together, and we were disciplined for holding hands. They expected us to act like we didn't know each other. Needless to say, we never went back. Some overly conservative religious nuts really are like that ... :/
bfsd42 20
Ambient25, people have shitty comments sometimes. You have shitty comments sometimes. Get off your high horse and like, get over it.
RedPillSucks 31
Many cultures are not keen on PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Hand holding, a slight peck, or walking too close together tend to be forbidden. It's not always about religion.
xALEXx_fml 15
That's not worth yelling about
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Anyone notice it says "yelled me at me."?
zandalee 19
Agree. Next!
zandalee 19
Agree. Next!
Ambient25 24
Some people just take the whole "PDA" thing way too far -_-
182yellowgreen41 10
My friend got yelled at for hugging her boyfriend's arm at school today. PDA can be taken too seriously in some cases.
mackdeezy 22
Yes, and yelling at a girl is classy???? Your boyfriend is a tool.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
I was gonna say Sheldon Cooper but then I saw it was already mentioned
Fluffydemise 18
Hand holding. You hussy.
bobbington9298 10
I'm not surprised he got so angry... I wait until marriage before I even go on my first date with my wife.
VeganVampyre 26
That must work well for you...
Reaper1984 13
I gotta hand it to you putting up with it
trexasaurus 4
Is that a pun?
JaneChemi_fml 21
it tried to be
EvilUndead 9
Either he has some serious issues or he's just plain stupid/insane. Unless you're okay with this kind of relationship, it would make sense to find someone else.
greatdanen 6
I'd say being insane was a pretty serious issue