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The illustrated FMLs

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

By grossesfesses - / Wednesday 15 May 2013 06:58 / France - Compi?gne
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37- that's not very nice.

By  icetea4life  |  5

Well, where are your cookies?!

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  v1kt4r  |  13

I get the feeling this started out as the mom saying something like " she has junk in her trunk" the ku over heard and the mom in an effort to explain it away went
mom: well ladies with big butts have junk food in their bags
kid: like cookies?
Mom: yes, like cookies.

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  fuzz97  |  22

stahp

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  fuzz97  |  22

:)

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  drayloon  |  50

So find that juicy double
Mix a Lots in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So im lookin at rock videos
Knock kneed bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have dem bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters I wanna get with ya
I wont cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna mmm
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
Alotta simps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
And id rather stay and play
Cuz im long, and im strong
And im down to get the friction on
So, ladies (yeah) Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around, stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

you're welcome

By  DWT  |  18

But I always thought ladies with big butts had cookies... T_T

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  KawaiiCupcake  |  14

No everybody is jelly of a big booty. Booty means fat.

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  SMHsohard  |  22

#68, there's a difference between a woman with a big ass and a big ass woman ( not that there's anything wrong with that).

Woman with a big ass: JLo

Big ass woman: Gabourey Sidibe.

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