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Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML

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On 04/29/2013 at 2:07pm - love - by Wow. Really? - United States (Ohio)

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WHO DOES THAT?!?!?

#1 - On 04/30/2013 at 2:45am by aldwin

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Your fiancé is crazy, definitely dodged a massive bullet with this one... btw run or its gonna be you under that lawn mower next...

#2 - On 04/30/2013 at 2:45am by Wizardo

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