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Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27658) - you deserved it (1914)

On 03/20/2013 at 6:59am - love - by lp525252 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Hopefully, the apple rolled as far away as it could from the douche tree.

#12 - On 03/20/2013 at 11:18am by FreshPie

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Get the guy who bought them to bring the receipt. Prove them wrong and then laugh at them instead.

#6 - On 03/20/2013 at 11:15am by NickaPLZ

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