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Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML

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On 03/20/2013 at 6:59am - love - by lp525252 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Hey, least you know someone likes you! But surely he should have left a card in the flowers to prove they're yours? Asshole father though!

#5 - On 03/20/2013 at 11:14am by poetrywriter12

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Get the guy who bought them to bring the receipt. Prove them wrong and then laugh at them instead.

#6 - On 03/20/2013 at 11:15am by NickaPLZ

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