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The illustrated FMLs

Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML

By donguigeek / Thursday 24 December 2015 04:32 / France
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By  bellydancer82  |  15

It's a lot of pressure being Santa... Delivering billions of presents all in one night... Hell, I'd be an alcoholic, too! No wonder he eats so many cookies, he has to soak up all the alcohol! But in all seriousness, I hope your child isn't scarred for the rest of their childhood, OP.

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  doge_ram  |  16

Monica :"Can you keep the Santa suit for one night" Chandler: "even santa?" Monica: "yes" Chandler: "depends, did your dad ever dress up as Santa?"

By  bellydancer82  |  15

It's a lot of pressure being Santa... Delivering billions of presents all in one night... Hell, I'd be an alcoholic, too! No wonder he eats so many cookies, he has to soak up all the alcohol! But in all seriousness, I hope your child isn't scarred for the rest of their childhood, OP.

By  Sammy_rawrr  |  13

Mayybeee it's time you stop lying to your child? ha just my opinion..

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  cornyrob  |  29

I agree, #12. Insisting in having children believe in and fear a entity that you know doesn't exist instead of working hard yourself to get the kids to behave. Sheesh. But merry Christmas.

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  countryb_cth  |  36

Really? Come on the kid is 4 years old. You're only young once. It's not even lying it's called imagination. Plus kids get so excited about Santa and since their only kids once why not let them believe. My parents and all of my friends parents did the whole Santa thing and we turned out just fine. We also don't think our parents manipulated and lied to us. Their kids for heavens sake calm down and take your "lying about Santa" is wrong crap out of here.

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