Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
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loloalltheway 23
More like- people like her are ruining America and the rest of the world.
BlowinChronic 18
Yeah and it is certainly a joy to have angry old hags like her walking around criticizing everything she witnesses.
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Comments (142)
jjmiller1001 17
maybe she didn't have her glasses on
Dracoboxer357 35
Maybe she's a judgmental bitch, too. :p
kwyk 23
Maybe she didn't have her dignity on. Or maybe she's just a waste of oxygen. Ooh, the mystery... [Didn't see #12 when I commented, sorry]
Wolvander88 19
Guess you were not 'kwyk' enough.
Ameel_fml 19
Why would that matter? She's a judgmental asshole regardless of whether she has her glasses on or not. Nobody should have to put up with insults and screaming strangers just for holding hands with their loved ones. :(
AKGirlinSD 20
I'm with 29 on this one. OP, just know your man is proud to be with you so **** hateful comments such as the one in your post. I'd hate to be seen with such a judgemental person in public. If I was with someone, who made a hateful comment, I'd apologize to the person(s) they just verbally bashed and no longer talk to that judgemental person anymore.
purplexpinapple 11
You do know she called you a Welsh Spicy Meatball right?
Bobientje 3
Well, as long as you know that the real reason idiots.
mif_fml 27
I don't understand what you're trying to say here..
Bobientje 3
I was trying to say: As long as you know the real reason are idiots like here. Didn't go as planned for some reason.
Bobientje 3
Damn, *her.
TorisaurusRexxx 10
I think it's time to stop trying.
MaydayParadexx 18
Shhh, I think it's trying to communicate.
lsmith6150 18
#95, I say give her another shot, when she sobers up.
zandalee 19
107 Thanks. Your pic and your comment... Best belly laugh I have had all week! :)
loloalltheway 23
More like- people like her are ruining America and the rest of the world.
zero4life123 7
I agree, if 2 people love one another isn't that enough?
SuperKnuckels 6
people and their "swag" ruining everything everywhere. but once we all get old we'll say the same thing, while hovering around in some cool ass boots or something lol
gc327072 30
*sprays 98 with white foam* Aw heeelllllll no! This is not about to turn into a flame war. While wishing death is a bit much, you're a total hipocrite in rebutting them. You criticize them for being unaccepting of ideas, but then you morph into a different person and call their ideas "cancer". Seriously, dude? Oh GREAT, I accidentally upvoted you. *facedesk*
Obey_StudBoii 23
I couldn't agree more.
iammeorami 25
Me agwee too!
OptimusVader 23
It's not so much "faggots" that are ruining the the world, but more like the ignorant, close-minded, and judgmental.
Drakorex 10
Must have no boobs
Shadow_Phantom 26
Nope. OP doesn't have to be flat-chested to be confused for being male.
junkman6 22
Or just be a little fat and have boobs that look more like man ****.
x_KL_x 7
The beard didn't help I'm sure.
TorisaurusRexxx 10
#4 she could have just been wearing a heavy jacket. I know plenty of girls with decent sized boobs that look flat in thick clothing. Also, what's so wrong with having small boobs?
iwadasn 32
Nothing's wrong with it, but it would explain why she was mistaken for a boy at first glance.
TylerBurden 21
If only my code would work for people like this. Damn you father!
BlowinChronic 18
Yeah and it is certainly a joy to have angry old hags like her walking around criticizing everything she witnesses.
Success4444 12
Maybe she thought your boyfriend was a girl. You never know!
NickaPLZ 26
Why must you be such a bundle of sticks?
Wizardo 33
America with their idiots and stubborn cultural issues intensified by media and state religion that has been so far pushed out of context and truth... ohhh America.
Mister_Triangle 21
This is a rather simplistic and factually inaccurate viewpoint. There are many "western" countries with far worse bigots.
mfischer 17
21, I don't know about other western countries having worse bigots. We have the Westboro Baptist Church. There's no outdoing them.
Pleonasm 35
The Vatican has the Pope.
Catkam623 27
And the new Argentinian one at that. Does anyone else remember where the nazis fled to?
evamusical 12
This is a problem all over the world, you'll find people like this anywhere :( the other side is that you can find awesome people anywhere too!
carebear808 12
Lol YOU'RE the idiot to call all Americans that. We're leading in rights for gays as well as many other problems this world is facing at the moment. Just because some people are like that, doesn't mean all are. Do you see me generalizing and making fun of Germans, calling them all nazis? Nope. Why? Because I actually have a brain. -__-
iwadasn 32
America doesn't have a state religion. The whole "freedom of religion" thing was one of the basic tenets of its founding.
whY402Jay 12
The pro-gay agenda is a depopulation technique by the machine.
Epsilonyx 15
The Pope is a bigot? Because he is a Christian with his owns beliefs?
Tiagoroth 10
97, I think you're the retarded one... "America is leading in gay rights and other issues." Let's see. Homosexuals are rejected and ridiculed, as well as Atheists, Muslims, Jews, black people, Asian people, etc. Let's all completely disregard Canada, Sweden, Hungary and most of the European Union as well as others!
carebear808 12
Check the facts before you try to sound smart. Just because a few people have issues with different people, doesn't mean the majority does. And yes, actually, America is leading in those rights... And you're also a hypocrite. Calling someone "retard" is just as bad as calling someone a "f*ggot" I know I'm not retard, and you also know that, but just think how offensive that is to someone who actually is retarded. That's like using Asian or black as an insult. In summery, think before you speak. It will save all of us a little time and save you some embarrassment. (:
tylermt1999 17
Lady! Why u no recognize boy and girl!? (insert meme here)
Neonemerld 21
#9, Y U NO MAKE FUNNY JOKE? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
TallMist 32
She must be Professor Oak's daughter.
bReLiNg 18
No people like her are ruining America! People like her and my mother are so judgmental and ready to scream their opinions. My ma even yells at the tv. Ignore them OP, if I were you I would've bitch slapped her and said "girl power!" Or something corny just to piss them off.
brackaman 18
I agree with your feeling of outrage, however I find it difficult to bitch slap someone and ignore them at the same time.
Myo_fml 20
Yeah, my mother is like that too. Normally I am greeted with the utterance of "QUEERS!!!!! QUEERS!!!!! QUEERS!!!!" I've been in many an argument trying to persuade her to see that she's being a hateful bitch.
Kai132 7
Sounds like my mom too, she yells at random people who just sound different and make fun of them even if they are or not -.- (sorry had to edit this stupid ipod didnt finish what i typed)
kawaiisakura 12
#80 it's her boyfriend...not friend