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Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17180) - you deserved it (50395)

On 02/19/2013 at 1:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Shave yo pits!

#1 - On 02/19/2013 at 6:00am by SakataGintoki

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Actually, I think it was stupid of him to do that.

#4 - On 02/19/2013 at 6:02am by Voldy

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