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Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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On 02/14/2013 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

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I would have walked right back out and changed into the least sexy thing I owned. And when he was ready Id be reading a book!

#1 - On 02/14/2013 at 8:48pm by nightowl713

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Getting to the save spot is pretty essential for gamers... If you waited for him you're an amazing wife!

#5 - On 02/14/2013 at 8:50pm by spikedrummer49

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