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Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8712) - you deserved it (19580)

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Guy"Hey there babe. Remember last night? "

OPs Pa "No. Who's the fuck is babe and who the fuck are you?"

#4 - On 02/01/2013 at 8:34pm by AwkwardPartyBear

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Wow OP, the guilt over his death will haunt you forever.

#6 - On 02/01/2013 at 8:37pm by pieman528

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