Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML
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Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my maid of honor and best friend of 10 years won't answer my texts and blocked me on social media. This is because last night she and my fiancé got into a huge drunken fight about who loved me more and she stormed off. I get married in 5 hours and I have no idea where she is. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
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rhysfucker 24
Kick him in the nuts. Sorry ******.
jmad109 3
Looks like he really stole the show
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jmad109 3
Looks like he really stole the show
Xmarshall16X 5
YES! This guy^
stevenJB 25
Uninvite, unfriend and kick him in the nuts
rhysfucker 24
Kick him in the nuts. Sorry ******.
DerrickJames 33
Never kick a man in the nuts! NEVER!
nukerdragz 5
I'd kick his nut and slap him across the face after he bends down and grab it.
sens3sfailing 24
The terrible pain the "best friend" will feel in his groin from such a kick is well deserved. There are times when nut shots are just appropriate. Women, if you get attacked by a man, hit him in the nuts if you can. They deserve it.
SmallBean 12
Men should never hit other men in the nuts. No ifs, ands, or butts about it.
emorjkid 8
Unless he steals from your fiancée.
agsilver 14
2 is right, BEAT HIS ASS
Levee44 9
Oh, yeah :)
m4nduh 7
Sue him and get your money back + hopefully more.
landon_loe11 16
If he was stealing the money in the first place he's probably broke, and they wouldn't get anything for suing him anyways.
onlychildFTW 33
Don't sue him. Waste of time. Make his life living hell and get your money back.
lucyy123 14
Sooo now what happened?! :o
supportcommand 17
Simple solution. Tell him to go **** himself. Replacing him probably won't be that hard. You don't want to have to look at him anytime you break out the photo album do you?
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
If it's anything like Ireland, the witness' name would be on the wedding licence. You cannot change it the day before the wedding
supportcommand 17
I'm not married, so I don't know. But don't they sign it right there, at the wedding?
Megan98 18
Don't beat him up until after the wedding...
gc327072 30
Instead of throwing flowers, throw the best man! I see a new tradition!!
KiddNYC1O 20
8- Exactly. I was going to say call him out during the wedding. Put him in his place.
Crystal55621 19
You didn't notice hundreds of dollars missing?
Shrike 23
Apparently OP did, hence the FML. And it could have been going on over many months. Derp.
Crystal55621 19
No, I meant earlier. I think I would know if I was missing 100 dollars. And then possibly another hundred? And they still didn't notice? And wouldn't they possibly need the money to pay for the wedding? Just saying, I think I would notice a lot earlier.
CatchMe25 16
It was probably hard to notice with all of the wedding expenses...who knows how he was ripping them off
dancinwookie 21
The best man is usually who you put in charge of paying off the vendors right before the wedding day since the stress of planning a wedding often causes memory problems. Hopefully, they will have a wedding.
Migole 36
The only thing I wonder is, how the **** could you not notice so much money missing?? but FYL for having a scumbag friend :/
Migole 36
P.S. I don't know a thing about this, but can't you change your best man last minute? I can imagine anyone would be better than your current choice.
sens3sfailing 24
It's his wedding and it isn't a law you can't change the best man, that would be weird if it was lol, so I'd imagine the only issue is finding someone to fill the empty spot on the wedding party if one of the grooms men gets moved up to best man as would imagine would happen. It shouldn't be to hard to coordinate the wedding without the scumbag and someone more respectable taking over his responsibilities.
anythingmustbe 18
Beat him down. Leaving him with a ringing in his ears after your done with him. Show him who truly is the best man. Congratulations on your marriage though!
ThriceWritten 21
Time to find a new best man.
Shmatterhorn 38
My thoughts exactly. The friend abused OP's trust and does not deserve the honor.