Love: Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds...

By weddingsalwayssuck - 28/01/2013 21:01 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2012 19:34 - United States

Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 01:30

Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML

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By Therunawaymoh - 11/10/2018 12:00

Today, my maid of honor and best friend of 10 years won't answer my texts and blocked me on social media. This is because last night she and my fiancé got into a huge drunken fight about who loved me more and she stormed off. I get married in 5 hours and I have no idea where she is. FML

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By unwed - 11/12/2010 06:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2022 13:00

Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML

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rhysfucker 24

Tuesday 29 January 2013 1:05

Kick him in the nuts. Sorry ******.

jmad109 3

Tuesday 29 January 2013 1:03

Looks like he really stole the show

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padlarf 14

Tuesday 29 January 2013 15:18

*was

Neongreenme 8

Tuesday 29 January 2013 15:39

I am very sorry this happened but how did all of this money be available for someone to steal? Boot his best man out of your wedding.

Levee44 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:46

Yeah, psychopaty FTW! :)

sarg1994 3

Wednesday 30 January 2013 5:32

Call the cops on his ass bra

faireanjell 5

Thursday 31 January 2013 17:47

Don't let him near the gift table and put the ring in your own pocket

khatouki 2

Sunday 3 February 2013 12:12

Well at least ,he didn't try and steal your wife from you !

Comoke1024 19

Wednesday 5 February 2014 19:51

Whoops!

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 17 March 2015 0:17

Call the cops on him.

yankesik 16

Friday 23 October 2015 9:56

Throw him out, choose a new one?

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