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Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML


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On 01/25/2013 at 1:51pm - love - by vagina dentata for christmas, pls (woman) - United States

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*Shudders* In this case I wouldn't want to know what went on behind closed doors...

#2 - On 01/25/2013 at 5:21pm by renaee

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Maybe it's supposed to be the grape dungeon and he forgot the G. Did you see any grapes imprisoned or otherwise being tortured?

#8 - On 01/25/2013 at 5:24pm by Tito30

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