Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
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renaee 13
*Shudders* In this case I wouldn't want to know what went on behind closed doors...
ghirahim 5
LOL at op's name ! But that's seriously creepy...
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Comments (71)
laughtersplay 14
He likes it rough.
SerenaSerenadex3 13
He's a keeper.
gc327072 30
2 bad comments in a row!!! D:
GTAmax99 12
...4...
vadaaa 11
1- he likes it illegal
perdix 29
#20, if he's got sturdy handcuffs and a strong metal pole in his dungeon, he could literally become her keeper.
Beeftinkle 13
A dungeon keeper.. Muhahaha.
CubanBitchh 10
His brother or something probably did that to mess with him.
shan88 14
I think you can only get this if you're an Aussie. Look up doodle burger on YouTube.
yoyoforpeace 14
Should we call the police?...
renaee 13
*Shudders* In this case I wouldn't want to know what went on behind closed doors...
metaphoristic 8
Are the windows closed too, under shutters ?
PuggieKid 22
Run. Run as fast as your legs take you.
LeFrogDog 27
what happens in the rape dungeon stays in the rape dungeon
Roguedork19 8
#81 forever lol
ghirahim 5
LOL at op's name ! But that's seriously creepy...
ICastillo 24
It sounds rapetastic.......no but seriously there is nothing funny about rape..
paulpings 6
Are you waiting for the "unless you are being raped by a clown comment"? Well no one is making it... Oh damn
free2speak 14
In OP's boyfriend defense, it actually said "Therapy Room"... The Y somehow got smeared and looked like an E... That's the only plausible explanation I can think of to defend him.
ygdrassil 17
Don't you mean it said "Therapy Dungeon"?
free2speak 14
Oops, yes, 93. Meant to write dungeon instead of room. Everyone excuse the typo!!
morella_xx 29
I think that's right about the time I'd turn around and leave.
LMFAOwned 9
Did he have "torture toys" inside ?
ms_YoungMula 8
Mr grey keeps that in the red room of pain
klutz44 28
Hopefully she didn't go in to find out
Cbizzlez 10
Stick and stones may break your bones but chains and whips to excite him.
Cbizzlez 10
I cannot fathom where that "to" came from :/ I fail
VannahJane 17
Id stick to public places
tomhofer 14
I'd stick to PUBIC places (haha)
NickaPLZ 26
Right before I read your comment I was thinking EXACTLY that.
SuperDanielNL 23
I find OP's nickname as disturbing as the doorsign. Would be a solution though, or get one of those South African anti-rape condoms.
MuseFan1991 14
are they the ones with the barbs in to stop the dick coming back out? or am i thinking of something completely different?
GothickNihilist 15
I really hate guys who are like that. Rape is a very serious matter. I have severe issues due to being raped as a child, not only with a man's dick, but also with all the blades on a deluxe swiss army knife.I seriously recommend leaving him.He is obviously a disturbed individual who needs serious help.I wish you the best of luck dealing with this situation OP.
akiahara 14
Potentially tasteless humor doesn't necessarily mean disturbed.
VannahJane 17
You seem to be a disturbed individual as well. FML is not the place to discuss being raped.
GothickNihilist 15
I may be disturbed as well, but I stand by my opinion. I think rape is a serious issue that nobody should joke about. I thought that I could comment with my personal experience, and if that offends anyone I am sorry.
Roskie 16
Sorry, but I don't believe you. I highly doubt you'd post about that if it were true. I think you're an attention ***** with a Wes Craven-esque imagination.
gc327072 30
19- it's not that it's offensive, just completely out of sync with the website's original intentions. You should really be discussing these feelings (both trauma from the event and anger from harmless jokes) with a therapist ('lest you become Lisbeth Salander IRL), rather than a website aimed at making light of the minor misfortunes of others. If you notice, the early FMLs were much worse, with some serious FYL moments. These days they're more laughable. Regardless, I wish you luck with your ongoing psychological recovery.
GothickNihilist 15
Thank you. You are very kind. :3
S182 15
Making light of things is a great way to deal with them for some people. I find that if you can joke about it, it makes it better.
GothickNihilist 15
I mainly use methods of escapism such as watching anime. Learning Japanese was inevitable, due to a perfect memory. I do use sketching, and various creative activities to cope such as singing.
gc327072 30
Please, have a seat. *motions toward figurative couch* So, this anime, exactly why does it comfort you?
interesting33 36
well it is a valid comment. I commend GoThickNihilist for posting this. It might not be the right site but sometimes fml does lead to serious topics and it is okay to post things I think. But I would say it might be inappropriate humour. But rape is serious. But I don't think rape fantasies mean you are disturbed or anything. No offence meant here.
interesting33 36
When I say inappropriate humour I mean OP's boyfriend - not GoThickNihilist. :)
Ameel_fml 19
Your comment is correct. Rape isn't something to joke about. But it wasn't necessary to go into detail of your own rape, especially without warning for potential triggers. Other rape victims may not be able to handle reminders of their rapes, and a detailed description of child rape on FML might seriously trigger them.
Satanhatesyu 4
Two words "Rape Fetish".
Roguedork19 8
Cool story, bro. Tell it again.
lemonademixer 7
I agree with #15. Write your stories in a diary...
galefrog 3
...or she could have a sense of humor. And you need help
Bibblejomin 18
At least it was a deluxe, and not a cheap gas station swiss army knife.
akiahara 14
You gon' get graped.