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Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33074) - you deserved it (3450)

On 01/11/2013 at 5:19pm - love - by fuck you, mum (woman) - United Kingdom

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Reminds me a lot of my mom... Are you sure you aren't my long-lost sister or something?

#1 - On 01/11/2013 at 7:52pm by mk58

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Uninvite her.. Fire the planner.. And intimidate her rat so she gets lonely..

#4 - On 01/11/2013 at 7:55pm by lilhellian

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