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Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML


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On 01/11/2013 at 2:37pm - love - by wowthanks (woman) - United States (California)

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Well you might think he would take you somewhere special, but just because he didn't doesn't make him a bad person. There won't be fancy dining and wining all the time. Is he a resident on a smaller salary or fully licensed already? Maybe the man had to be on call later so he couldn't put all the juice into it he wanted to. You never know.

#2 - On 01/11/2013 at 7:52pm by williamcarter93

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I'm sure he has a shitload of medical school student loans to pay off.

#4 - On 01/11/2013 at 7:53pm by slayertack

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