In the heat of the moment

By Anonymous - 03/08/2023 21:00 - United States - Waseca

Spicy
Today, I was intimate with my girlfriend for the first time, after watching an episode of Jimmy Neutron. I got so excited that I came in less than 20 seconds and yelled, "Brain blast!" as I did. FML
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RichardPencil 30

They say we men think with our dick. You just gave them more evidence supporting that.

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Chazzster 28

The first time for most guys you are over-excited from anticipation and ****** too quick. But when you’re young you can go again in 15 minutes or so. Bring more than one condom. The second time will be better for both of you… Either OP is pretty young or seems kind of immature to do the Sponge Bob thing. But to be honest, during sex the male brain usually goes to a simpler place than ordinarily. It’s not the worst thing you could have said… Everything gets better with practice - But so do the odds of an unwanted pregnancy or STD if you aren’t careful.

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RichardPencil 30

They say we men think with our dick. You just gave them more evidence supporting that.

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Chazzster 28

The first time for most guys you are over-excited from anticipation and ****** too quick. But when you’re young you can go again in 15 minutes or so. Bring more than one condom. The second time will be better for both of you… Either OP is pretty young or seems kind of immature to do the Sponge Bob thing. But to be honest, during sex the male brain usually goes to a simpler place than ordinarily. It’s not the worst thing you could have said… Everything gets better with practice - But so do the odds of an unwanted pregnancy or STD if you aren’t careful.

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