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Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33257) - you deserved it (3160)

On 12/26/2012 at 12:25pm - love - by annie_nk (woman) - United States (Utah)

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WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?

#12 - On 12/26/2012 at 4:26pm by nadnerbz

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Steal the game and hide it.

#1 - On 12/26/2012 at 4:21pm by accioshannon

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