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FML - The follow-up

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML

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This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.
By annie_nk - / Wednesday 26 December 2012 17:25 / United States - Tooele
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  rockstar362  |  27

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  Shrike  |  27

35- Yeah, because as we all know, the government paying to keep people locked up keeps the economy moving so much more than letting the person stay free and work an actual job. Your tin-foil hat needs a little adjustment.

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  rockstar362  |  27

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  Posthuman  |  27

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Sometimes that doesn't work, though, because then many people think the person being sarcastic is actually that stupid. It's like we have to put *sarcasm* at the beginning of the statement each time but that just kills the fun.

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  SoSickWithIt  |  31

Ok fine, T + 2r - V = BJ Because she lost the value for not swallowing, which is why the blowjob lost about $60 worth of value, which is the typical amount you spend on a new video game.

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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  31

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  JohnBoyFsYL  |  39

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  neeni88  |  39

Why are you attacking her when regardless, she did way more for him than he did for her! I mean, come on, Ramen noodles and toilet paper as a gift??!!

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