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Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29538) - you deserved it (2221)

On 12/02/2012 at 3:03am - love - by Anna - United States (Washington)

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Why is this guy your friend? Asshole.

#1 - On 12/02/2012 at 7:26am by enormouselephant

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I reckon it's time to find yourself a new friend.

#3 - On 12/02/2012 at 7:27am by Batterypost

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