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Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23450) - you deserved it (3984)

On 11/27/2012 at 6:36am - love - by Clementine (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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What an ass

#1 - On 11/27/2012 at 9:52am by superguppy19

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Maybe I'm just a cheap ass but whenever someone pays for my food, I'm happy.

#7 - On 11/27/2012 at 9:56am by tomhofer

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