Today, my girlfriend claimed she was a Viking because she's pale and has blond hair. She also warned me that if I piss her off she'll go 'berserk' on me. She demonstrated by smacking me in the nuts with a wooden spoon. FML

by jasmith / 11/18/2012 at 2:45am / United States (Texas) / Love

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  • I guess she pillaged and plundered your balls.

    #1 - On 11/18/2012 at 10:35am by bubina

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  • Is her name Olaf? And her friends' names must be Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, uh um...oh yeah Olaf, and Gordon.
    (Spongebob reference)

    #3 - On 11/18/2012 at 10:37am by NoorFML

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