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Today, my girlfriend claimed she was a Viking because she's pale and has blond hair. She also warned me that if I piss her off she'll go 'berserk' on me. She demonstrated by smacking me in the nuts with a wooden spoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21518) - you deserved it (3014)

On 11/18/2012 at 2:45am - love - by jasmith - United States (Texas)

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I guess she pillaged and plundered your balls.

#1 - On 11/18/2012 at 10:35am by bubina

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Is her name Olaf? And her friends' names must be Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, uh um...oh yeah Olaf, and Gordon.
(Spongebob reference)

#3 - On 11/18/2012 at 10:37am by NoorFML

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