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By Anonymous / Friday 6 May 2011 18:09 / Saudi Arabia
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By  mozeltov  |  7

why were you beating your pet ferret?

By  savs11  |  13

I like petting my pussy.

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  Allie614032  |  25

I have never heard the expression "spanking the ferret" before. I literally thought that he was spanking a pet ferret until his dad started knocking. Whoops :/

By  jsx12345  |  0

lol

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  adjacent  |  2

Why does the first person always respond with one word? I think they just want to be the first person to comment, but if you want to be the first person and make it count you should write something really sophisticated and astonishing so people actually have something to comment on!

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28-- Because they're assholes who act like rabid dogs when they see they have a chance to become 1st. So, they quickly rush, in hopes to get some sort of fulfillment or meaning their life, to comment like their life depends on it. To make the process faster, they write seemingly stupid comments such as "hahaha," "lol," "lmao," or dear I say the word that sends all mods to an anger frenzy: "First!" People who write first, with some incredibly stupid comment, should just follow it up with, "(Im'a douchebag.) Should lol or haha or lmao be considered a comment? They should get moderated for being so annoying!

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  EllOfficial  |  6

seriously? this is a website. you clearly are giving too much of a fuck if you're writing novels about the content in first comments. use all that energy you put in lipping randoms and put it in bettering your community.

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73- i think u just wrote a novel also!

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  sweetkitty26  |  0

wait .. ferret? omg it's a dick! so he's calling his dick hairy? I dnt think he means 'spanking' either wats staying power..? ur from Saudi Arabia on a mostly English speaking website.. plz dnt let us be confused with pumping ur dick to animal abuse so confusing ):

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46 and 68 are so right. Also people who reply ON the first comment without actually replying TO the first comment. It just screams "hey I just want to get my comment near the top." 115 you are the most annoying commenter ever. Can someone second that?

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170... do you hate me or something? because i dont believe ive done anything to hurt you in life? i appologize for my "annoying" comments. if youdont like them, dont let them bother you.

By  mozeltov  |  7

why were you beating your pet ferret?

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  savs11  |  13

I like petting my pussy.

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  ramurrump  |  0

lol

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  thisdue1775  |  0

that's hot ;)

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  IdontWanna69  |  8

So it took me a while to realize what he was referring to. I'm usually on top of these things, but I've never heard if this one before. But hey, maybe the sick fuck really was abusing his pet ferret?

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  daybowbow  |  0

I'm just gonna take this opportunity to say I might actually hit a ferret, because they're fucking disgusting. *prepares weaponry for PETA-scumfuck ranting*

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  cowmeleon  |  2

hahahahaha and this comment has 69 likes...

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  gregorrok1  |  0

This comment has probably the most likes I've ever seen haha

By  adjacent  |  2

Yes, I enjoy spanking ferret's too, or maybe even squirrels, thats also something that makes me happy, too bad they are too hard to spank sometimes and come at you.

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  octinate  |  15

no cause that takes time and they would then not be first

By  RyanMacVey  |  17

ahahahahaha thats just funny mate... yer dad is kool.

By  cammiixy  |  4

by ferret u mean ur dick right???

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  4XxXo_OxXx4  |  0

are you retarded? you should know he means that he was spanking his GERBIL, which is VERY taboo, so he wrote ferret. you should have caught on to the fact that he meant gerbil instead of ferret...

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