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Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25555) - you deserved it (5340)

On 11/17/2012 at 8:34am - love - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

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Your parents allow random crushes of yours to spend the night at their house? I'm guessing you're an adult living in your parents' house.

#8 - On 11/17/2012 at 1:44pm by alissa_roar

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Wearing clothes and acting like a normal person is too mainstream.

#3 - On 11/17/2012 at 1:39pm by saIty

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