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Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

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On 11/11/2012 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Sounds like his side of the bed SHOULD be the couch.

#3 - On 11/11/2012 at 1:35pm by DocBastard

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how DARE you let your pillow shift a few centimetres while you're asleep, what the fuck is wrong with you OP!?

#9 - On 11/11/2012 at 1:36pm by ariverperson

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