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Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22772) - you deserved it (2630)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by holyshitbatman - United States (Ohio)

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I'd be more worried about the "black dog" following you.

#3 - On 11/09/2012 at 2:54am by theycallmejadeee

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That is siriusly grim.

#9 - On 11/09/2012 at 2:58am by grafeety

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