Dating, First Dates and Love: Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four...

By holyshitbatman - 09/11/2012 04:53 - United States - Toledo

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML

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By lessinterestingthanadog - 08/11/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the first time. He spent over an hour talking to my twelve-year-old dog. Occasionally he would look up to ask me a question, but when I answered he would just continue talking to the dog. FML

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By Jimii Liu - 11/03/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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Friday 9 November 2012 8:54

I'd be more worried about the "black dog" following you.

grafeety 9

Friday 9 November 2012 8:58

That is siriusly grim.

Comments

Trisha_aus 15

Friday 9 November 2012 9:54

Why the name holyshitbatman? Is there something Bruce forgot to tell us..

perdix 29

Friday 9 November 2012 9:55

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal girl. My dead friends told me she brings her big, black dog everywhere. FML.

nowayisthisreal 4

Friday 9 November 2012 10:58

By far the best comment I have ever seen on fml.

perdix 29

Friday 9 November 2012 14:26

Thank you. Dabbling with the dreaded "reverse FML" is perilous. I'm glad you liked it.

Enslaved 36

Friday 9 November 2012 9:56

The seventh son of a seventh son? Don't knock the power! I know persons claiming to have similar sight. Never dead wrong! One friend sees a dead person at crash sites long before we get to those crosses with the "please drive carefully/ RIP" signs.

iLuvsIt 10

Friday 9 November 2012 11:37

One friend's been down that road before...

lambda_fml 40

Friday 9 November 2012 10:07

Obviously he is a wizard. That big black dog is Sirius. Ask him if there are any dementors around. Ask him how long his magic wand is. No? Okay...

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Friday 9 November 2012 10:14

I'm not sure how open you are to the paranormal but, a "black dog" usually means a bad sign. I'd be careful, OP.

AholeCop 11

Friday 9 November 2012 10:23

Patrick Swayze saw a black dog and no one thought he was crazy (I have a feeling few will get the reference).

EasternAdvantage 1

Friday 9 November 2012 10:37

A black dog is bad omen, maybe he is trying to save you :P, and don't think that he is totally crazy I've seen ghosts and most of my family has too, just not all the time lol this life is not the end ;) hahaha

mimiminx 23

Friday 9 November 2012 10:44

I'm not sure '4 hours' could be classed as a relationship...

KogMaw 6

Friday 9 November 2012 10:45

I'm one of those people who see things too, and trust me, it's not fun. I've tried to get help, but it's not something you can switch on and off. So send him on to FML, I'd love to have a chat. ^_^