By holyshitbatman - 09/11/2012 04:53 - United States - Toledo

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML
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theycallmejadeee 8

I'd be more worried about the "black dog" following you.

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Twisted_Angel 17

Maybe he's not crazy. if you've ever had a large black dog, then it's possible his spirit is still with you. lots of people see things that we can't.

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PunkySpunky78 15

This reminds of a dream I had about I move to London and was star of reality show and my friend told me to go for a walk and he would deal with the paparazzi and while I was walking I came across a black dog and I thought it was going to attack me but ended up passing me and attacking my ex bf the one who has been stalking me since we broke in 2001

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PunkySpunky78 15

I know how to then i would do that Geez! Rude much?

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hollenbackam 12

There is no need to get your nose out of joint. If I had intended to be rude, I wouldn't have used the word "Please".

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boycrazy30007 12

Oh god!!!!! It's the-the-the..... The GRIM!!! I would get a new boyfriend though:)

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erinchick1 7

A sixth sense is not uncommon. A black dog following you is a bad omen though it usually is a harbinger of death.

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Madness_Jesus 5

Big black dogs are the symbol for death.... And is usually associated with the Devil or a Hellhound.

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lakotalife 5

The Grim..Taking form of a giant spectral dog. It's among the darkest omens in our world. It's an omen of death.

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jdev234 3

A black dog is from Irish lore, this dog would stalk its targets then devour them be careful

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sadgirl1001 4

Don't worry, the dog is just a mass murdering wizard in its animagus form. He wont hurt you though, he's your godfather.

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