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Today, I found out why the girl I like won't give me the time of day. Apparently, I called her ugly and pushed her into a puddle when we were in kindergarten. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14804) - you deserved it (23128)

On 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm - love - by thatwas10yearsago (man) - United States (Virginia)

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They really don't forget -.-

#1 - On 09/28/2012 at 2:53am by Deeznutzhairy

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Well sorry, OP, but you know what they say: revenge is a dish best served really really really cold.

#6 - On 09/28/2012 at 2:55am by Baustigt

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