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Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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On 09/22/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by pimpdaddyX (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

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Perhaps she typed it into her phone before leaving, thereby giving you a chance for a real connection.
Or not...

#3 - On 09/22/2012 at 8:27pm by RoseCrystal

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It's not smooth when you give a girl some scrap of paper. Go talk to her and show her some of your better qualities; you might find that she'll be a bit more responsive.

#7 - On 09/22/2012 at 8:32pm by Welshite

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