Love: Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece...

By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 04:24 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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RoseCrystal 17

Sunday 23 September 2012 2:27

Perhaps she typed it into her phone before leaving, thereby giving you a chance for a real connection. Or not...

Welshite 39

Sunday 23 September 2012 2:32

It's not smooth when you give a girl some scrap of paper. Go talk to her and show her some of your better qualities; you might find that she'll be a bit more responsive.

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SApprentice 34

Sunday 23 September 2012 6:19

She handled that very politely considering the situation you put her in. You should have tried to talk to her, but honestly what happened was best case scenario. She could have just thrown the paper away and left you wondering, or openly scorned you. Instead, she maturely and discreetly returned the message to you in the same way you sent it.

fmessiah 17

Sunday 23 September 2012 7:19

Much better than waiting for a phone call that never comes.. Never comes

pharmacy 1

Sunday 23 September 2012 7:25

Obviously you need to change your username.. I see no pimpdaddy here..

KSG472 3

Sunday 23 September 2012 7:47

Fyl

crackh3ad 2

Sunday 23 September 2012 7:52

Instead of writing your number on that piece of paper, you could have wrote 'would you like to evaluate on my Eiffel tower'.. it works ! :D

spottyblanket 8

Sunday 23 September 2012 10:16

I'm not surprised OP, that is kind of rude. Talk to her first, she is a person.

WhoSaidThatIsh 13

Sunday 23 September 2012 11:19

So wait, you slipped her your number without engaging in conversation first? I would've left it, too. That "move" is kind of cocky and douchebaggerishy..